NM: I get by by pretending you don't exist.
MM: I hate you, Night Me!
NM: I'm completely indifferent towards you, except for a modicum of abstract goodwill that disappears in the presence of some potential short-term gratification of desire.
MM: I hate you, Night Me!
NM: I'm just gonna go play this video game. Until I beat it. Also, it is an RPG.
MM: I hate you, Night Me!
NM: What's this - something to read? A newspaper from two weeks ago? I wonder what was happening two weeks ago! How engrossing!
MM: I hate you, Night Me!
NM: I'm totally wanton!
MM: I hate you, Night Me! And therefore I resent myself.
NM: Quit your pouting. I'm going for a walk and I don't care if it doesn't make sense to do so, at this hour, and in this weather.
MM: I don't even exist half the time! Some days it's straight from Night Me to Early Afternoon Me! I believe you must recognize your culpability in this.
NM: What? The intro from the movie "Persona"? And I can play it over as many times as I want?
MM: I have work today!
NM: A panda sneezing on YouTube? Color me obsessed!
MM: I had to use my personal day today! Because I was too tired to go in to work!
NM: Recently, I saw the sun come up. We were watching the popular television series LOST.
MM: Our reputation has been irrevocably damaged!
NM: My self-absorption may have grown. I feel I must blog about this.
MM: I missed another breakfast appointment you bastard!
NM: The living room calls out to be rearranged -
MM: I fell asleep while praying!
NM: There is no time like the present for cooking eggs and writing about the qualities I appreciate in a woman.
MM: . . .
NM: . . .
MM: . . .
NM: The things I do are important.
whatcha doin, Night Me? "ALL THE THINGS!"
This made me laugh out loud. And rang way too close to him (case in point- I'm making the blog rounds at 2 am when I have to be AT CHURCH at 8:30 for Eucharist ministry.
ReplyDeleteI can totally hear you saying all of this. I could also hear Steve saying most of it. Oh, boys.
ReplyDelete"most of it", very funny Alyssa
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